Names I'd Hate To Have

To anyone who may have one of these names: Please do not take offense to this. Some of these I actually like, I just find humorous things about them that I'm sure would become annoying through-out life. Newest on top.

Hill: as a surname

Reason #1. "What...not tall enough to be a mountain? Hahaha!"
Reason #2. "So how's Peggy/Hank/Bobby?" (escpecially fun when you have family members with those names)

Richard: Ri-ch-ard

Reason #1. "Hey DICK!"

Clementine: Klem-en-tine

Reason #1. "Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Clementine..."

Heather: H-E-Ther

Reason #1. "Heather Feather, how's the Weather? Are you wearing Leather?"
Reason #2. "Heffer"

Louise: Loo-E-Z

Reason #1. "Geez Louise!"